Butt Salmon

A smelly fart that travels upwind.

Even though the wind is blowing in the opposite direction, your butt salmon traveled upstream and hit me full on in the face, defying the laws of science!

by SpcMcDee October 17, 2012

Slippery Salmon

A double handed wristie/blow job that is heavily aided by copious amounts of lube. It is said this move is a perfect simulation of Rex Hunt juggling a fresh salmon. It is important to note that a Slippery Salmon is always finished with gentle kiss to the knob, before its thrown back to the sea, reminiscent of Rex Hunt's signature finishing move.

Guy 1: Dude, Tracey gives a mean slippery salmon.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeh, she emptied half a tube of lube on my dick and went boonta with two hands and a mouth
Guy 2: Mate, sounds unreal. Im going to hit my girl up

by Meetlof April 28, 2017

Slomoto Wilkins

SOmeone who increases the volume of his speech when content is not sufficient.

Keith Rhodes

by Stephen Rhodes December 8, 2003

Salmonpenis

A huge penis. You may mistake it for a tree.

That tree doesn't have any roots.
That's just Jon's salmonpenis.

by Loragol May 10, 2008

Sologasm

A type of orgasm you get when you hear an awesome/badass guitar solo, drum solo, accordion solo, or any kind of solo that makes you come. Usually caused by the electric guitar solos by people like Eric Clapton, Kirk Hammett, and Jimmy Page.

Guy 1: Have you heard the song "Black Betty" by Ram Jam?

Guy 2: HELL YEAH! That song's solo makes me sologasm EVERY time.

by trunchmuncher18 August 6, 2010

sewer salmon

A large, perhaps misshapen, shit.

"I almost clogged the grinder with that sewer salmon!"

by Gil McTavish March 7, 2008

slammin' salmon

Using an erecting penis to repeatedly bash the inside of a vagina in a pleasurable fashion.

"Sorry, I can't come to your lipstick party tomorrow as I'll be slammin' salmon at my uptown bungalow."

by SomeGirlOrGuy March 28, 2016