bum snot

phlegm expectorated by a dispossessed individual

The vagrant shot bum snot all over my pants. I couldn't decide whether to kill him or just break down and cry.

bum snot by Clark Zebo July 19, 2007

city snot 

You live in a densely urban area, lots of pollution. You come home and blow your nose and see black boogers from all the smog and pollution. City snot - gross!

"I was walking around downtown yesterday all day for a city tour."

"That's cool! See anything interesting?"

"Yeah...the black shit that came out when I blew my nose just shows how filthy the city is."

"City snot!"

city snot by Snotty 'n surviving October 6, 2008

Wang snot 

Spooge, Semen, Cum, Penis pudding, sperm.

Get it?

"Ms. Lewenski, there's Wang snot on your dress."

Wang snot by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

opti-snot 

The crusty booger like substance found in your eyes when you wake up.

I left my contacts in last night when I fell asleep. I have been picking out the opti-snot for the past hour.

opti-snot by MetalGuru May 29, 2009

Money snot 

When you power snot into a girl's mouth before ejaculating all over her face.

Magnus: Fuck I hate that fat cunt Elliot, I'm going to give a girlfriend a money snot and send a photo to him

Money snot by FDbomb August 4, 2016

Tip Snot 

The drop of remnant semen that oozes from the cock tip 10-15 minutes after a good wank or sex. Even the most judicious clean up doesn’t always prevent tip
snot. It’s also know to adhere the penis to the briefs like it’s been superglued.

I oozed a little tip snot last night and has a wet spot on my boxers.

The tip snot glued my helmet to my boxers and and to rip it off like a bandaid. I think I lost a layer of my epidermis.

Tip Snot by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Doe Snot 

You tried typing does not.

text: It doe snot make sense
Text back: what.

Doe Snot by 10_ko 2h1mur4 March 11, 2021