Sober Wasted

When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.

Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!

by no_nameyo May 19, 2013

sober

boring, dull, uninteresting.

"Man, that guy is so lame, hes always sober."

by manders0724 July 15, 2007

soberly

adv. an action that occurs while sober.

I believe the first time we spoke soberly you just got back from dumping your garbage around campus.

by Julien Elizabeth April 6, 2006

Snower

To Scowl at someone, to demean with a sour approach.

"When he tried to steal my macbook, I snowered at him."

by Sebastian Berstein October 6, 2007

snozberry

Clitoris; the sensitive bundle of nerves at the upper portion of the vulva, marking the top of the labia minora and laying just within the upper folds of the labia majora.

"Your snozberry tastes like snozberries!"

by BoxLunch January 2, 2008

Sober

something the boring and useless use as a mask to try and seem better then everyone, when really they only stay that way because they can't face who they are and don't know how to be fun.

"Hi, I don't drink, I'm always sober. Would you like to knit some quilts with me? Maybe later we can share a bag of chips and then watch Full House reruns. Being sober rules!"

by Lottylula December 9, 2008

Snozberry

When you stick your nose in a persons asshole and sneeze

I was talking to Whitney when she told me ,Marshall gave Drew a snozberry in the locker room at ORME after her cheerleading practice

by wil cavanaugh, matt wilkinson October 18, 2008