pad slapping

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.

Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin

by Snooki af April 25, 2019

Kentucky Snapping Turtle

A sexual act including two males and one female in which the female is giving one male a blow job while having intercourse via doggy style with the other male. (See "running the train") When the male rams his penis into the females vagina, she, in turn, bites down onto the blow job recipient's penis.

"Damn, when you rammed it to that ho, she pulled a Kentucky Snapping Turtle and took a chunk out of my dick!"

by The Kentucky Turtle Bandit May 15, 2010

Snailing

Snailing is the act of Jizzing/Cumming on a girls face, Then afterwards turning your balls over your penis to give the impression of a snail, Then proceed to plant it on her face and rub the jizz around in a snail fashion.

Guy 1: Bro i totally snailed your mom last night.

Guy 2: Fuck you she's not the Snailing type

by AnAngryGerbal May 27, 2011

snapping one off

endulging in one's penis

ray hurt his shoulder in the shower when he slipped snapping one off.

by big sing August 9, 2006

sampling

The art of traveling around a supermarket or warehouse club where free dood samples are offered. A person can make a tasty meal out of sampling depending on his or her talent. Try not to linger or appear too often at a particular sample station. Also, beware of salsa samples as others may have double dipped the salsa.

Velma: I'm'a on a diet, Shirl. I don't eat fudge bars anymore.

Shirl: They're setting out samples.

Velma: Oh, and let's try the pigs in a poke

by ignor September 18, 2004

cheek-slapping

getting sexual pleasure from the masochistic nature of a quick whip of the anus.

Hey sarah! Fancy a bit o' cheek-slapping tonight?

Nah...im donkey punching

by flashermonkey April 29, 2004

snarkling

portmanteau word combining the attempt at finding a 'parking' space in San Francisco and 'snarling', hence snarkling. Everyone in the city knows the experience.

When I tried to get to your wedding I wound up snarkling for half an hour and then I gave up and came home and snarkled around my block until I double-parked and got a ticket!

by jak attak November 24, 2007