Snack Slapper

A female willing to give oral sex for food.

Dude your mum is a snack slapper.

by Coe December 2, 2003

Snack Porn

The obscene amount of snacks left out in the break room during the holidays at work.

There's some serious snack porn in the break room today -- cupcakes, chocolate pretzels, cookies, chips, cheese dip, crackers and popcorn.

by eatmorchickn December 30, 2011

Animal Snackers

1. Stale animal crackers

2. Handjobs

Would you like me to give you guys some Animal Snackers?

by Mouthorgan January 8, 2008

snatch-snack

when a man wraps a yodel around his ding-dong and jams it in a woman's twinkie

"i'm a little hungry, honey, could you get me a little snatch-snack?", said her vagina.

by Quills13 December 20, 2010

Lookin' like a snack

Basically saying that person looks so good you can eat them all up.

Zamnnn Zaddy you lookin' like a snack on your bday!

by vimOnster November 5, 2019

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the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble

Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"

by Le random Persona October 13, 2021

smacky jack

To inject heroine into an erect penis just before orgasming. The effect is both explosive and calming. The combination of stimulant and downer exponentially increases the pleasure of each.

I wanted to try the smacky jack last night, but I was all out of smack!

by Loube July 30, 2006