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Facebook slapper

A Facebook slapper is a woman who is constantly sharing FB pictures of herself in "sexy" poses or "sexy" outfits, but who happens NOT to be the least bit sexy. The Facebook slapper usually has at least one Facebook friend (usally a gay male or a slapper girlfriend) who enthusiastically supports and encourages her in this endeavour, which onlyl causes her to continue sharing such pictures. For everyone else, the pictures serve as great entertainment, but not in the way the Facebook slapper intends.
"Lucinda is at it again. Take a look at what this Facebook slapper is wearing! A t-shirt which is too small for her, and also a bit see-through; her nips are the size of dinner plates!"
by Dabro October 25, 2012
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slug slapping

When a girl take her soaking wet hair and slaps it against your back.
At the pool, my girlfriend kept slug slapping me.
by Lane Briggs April 8, 2013
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Subway Slapper

Someone who intentionally or in self- defense slaps the shit out of another individual on the subway train.
Danay Howard found out what a subway slapper was when she hit Jorge Pena in the face first with her stiletto heels.
by Iamfree November 14, 2014
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slong slapper

That girl she as terrible. She is such a slong slapper
by Home's March 15, 2015
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Dry Slappy

A soft tap on the ass. A friendly greeting, among peers. It should be reciprocated, or the slapee should thank the slapper graciously. If it's a hard hit, it becomes a wet slappy.
by EPCROCKER May 30, 2016
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wet slappy

A hard, stinging slap on the ass, the kind that starts a fight amongst boys in the locker room. If it is a softer tap, it becomes a dry slappy.
Damn Jackson that was a hard wet slappy!
by EPCROCKER February 26, 2017
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Incognito slapper

A slapper that bypasses age restrictions somehow on popular sites like yellow and literally slips under the radar to try to get some
Guy: why are 14 year olds matching with me when my age preference is set to 16-17
Mate: it's them incognito slapper s again or you're lying and actually a nonce
by Swiperswipesright June 23, 2017
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