Homer Simpson

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.

"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Sims'd

The art of breaking anything you touch.

"Mike backed his pickup into his auger and really Sims'd it up."
"Mike parked his pickup too close to a barn fire and Sims'd the headlights"

by Hangouts_Party December 1, 2016

Simon Bridges

Leader of the National Party, New Zealand

Trevor #1: "Who's this turkey on the radio?"
Trevor #2: "Sounds like that Simon Bridges"
Trevor #1: "Change the station Blue, he's doing my bloody head in!"

by NoPreach May 9, 2020

Simping for sallie

When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life

Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe

by Alveoli gas exchange November 18, 2020

simpire

Used to describe a large group of simps; an empire of simps

Belle Delphine has a simpire in her following.

by DrRwWwWrRr April 29, 2021

Simp7

The word simp7 or simp seven is from the famous Chinese anime call Scissor Seven he got the name by fans on how he act or interact when he sees a female he’s attracted to but mostly around Plum Blossom Thirteen

Woah seven really went from pimp7 to simp7

by SarahGD November 15, 2021

Simplaya

A horny ass motherfucker who is simping for 3 or more girls at the same time. The girls think they are queens but in reality, he is playing all of them. Downloads Tinder to scout for new candidates for his roster.

I hate him so much. I never knew he was a fucking simplaya. A lying cheating bastard.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022