shaved shniz

a shaved pussy

dude, shaved shniz is awwwwwwesome

by daddy March 13, 2004

Shaved Potato

A sensation experienced while being loved by a man who has the rare misfortune of five o'clock shadow on the majority of his shaft. also known as the kitty prickle when referring to a women.

guy: hey lady why does your muff look like raw hamburger.

lady: i don't want to talk about it...

guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.

by octoscorpion January 1, 2011

Shaven gay sex monkey

Shaven gay sex monkeys are a rare breed of primate found in the ancient rain forrests of Southern Botswana. Protected as an endangered species, these monkeys are one of the most highly sexed creatures on the planet, spending most of the day masturbating and participating in lewd sexual acts with other animals.

One was said to have a relationship with a top UK politician, eventially selling his story to the newspapers and emigrating to New Zealand where he appeared as an extra in the blockbuster movie King Kong.

Would you like to meet my shaven gay sex monkey? His name is Bob.

by BodyThief July 28, 2008

shaved Brittney

eg. Batshit crazy.

Did you hear about Mary? She just went shaved Brittney when Ron dumped her!

by Waow Rabalder July 18, 2010

Shavesty

It's a shame and a travesty. A tragic event. Tragedy.

It's a shavesty that the tories are still in power. Brexit is a shavesty.

by Coolspygirl October 2, 2018

Sheavee

A combination of two names...Shea and Haivee

How Romantic....Sheavee

by Colassal Turd January 9, 2020

The Swave

A hair formation that takes the shape of a wave one one side of the head. The Swave is derived from the two words Swag and Wave.

Hey, your Swave looks really cool, I wish my hair was cool enough to create The Swave.

by Gucci Goode February 10, 2014