share and enjoy

"Share and Enjoy" is, of course, the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints division, which now covers the major land masses of three medium sized planets and is the only part of the Corporation to have shown a consistent profit in recent years.

The motto stands - or rather stood - in three mile high illuminated letters near the Complaints Department spaceport on Eadrax - "Share and Enjoy". Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected, the ground beneath the letters caved in and they dropped for nearly half their length through the underground offices of many talented young complaints executives - now deceased. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read "Go stick your head in a pig", and are no longer illuminated, except at times of special celebration.

At these times of special celebration a choir of over two million robots sing the company song "Share and Enjoy". Unfortunately - again - another of the computing errors for which the company is justly famous means that the robot's voices are exactly a flattened fifth out of tune and the result sounds something like this (see quote), only slightly worse.

The lyrics to the company song are as follows:

Share and Enjoy
Share and Enjoy
Journey through life
With a plastic boy
Or Girl by your side
Let your pal be your guide
And when it breaks down
Or starts to annoy
Or grinds when it moves
And gives you no joy
Cos it's eaten your hat
Or had sex with your cat
Bled oil on your floor
Or ripped off your door
You get to the point
You can't stand any more
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig
We'll tell you, 'Go stick your head in a pig'.

by Stuart Morrow October 26, 2004

Shoreline Mafia

Shoreline Mafia is a group consisting of 4 rappers from L.A. The members are Fenix Flexin, Ohgeesy, Rob Vicious, and Master Kato. The group was created by Fenix and Ohgeesy after they met in 2012 while doing graffiti. While they did not initially have an interest in making music, Ohgeesy made a song that mentioned every person in his tagging group. Fenix later got on a track with him and the rest is history. Rob and Kato would end up joining the group later on.

Them Shoreline Mafia niggas are hard as fuck!

Person 1: Yo bro did you listen to the new shoreline album?
Person 2: Nigga I'm from LA of course I did you bum!!!

by Ivan The Daddy May 6, 2020

floor score

Sometimes also known as a "ground score". Generally drugs or money found on the floor of a club or on the ground.

"I made a floor score at the club last nite. "
or
"Oh look! Ground score!"

by ATL HO November 3, 2004

share out

Teacher parlance for sharing a thought on a subject, usually spoken by an admin who doesn't want to lead the PD session any more than you want to be there. Where ordinary people share, Teachers 'share out'.

Admin: Delivers uninteresting comments on the latest education fad and then asks a group of bored teachers "who wants to 'share out' about how they might use this in their classroom?"

Bored teachers: look at each other and shift in their seats awkwardly until somebody volunteers as tribute.

by MyPseudonym August 29, 2015

Scoremuffs

Imaginary article of clothing you wear when you DVR the game and you don't want to hear the results.

After recording the game I'll put on my scoremuffs and I won't listen to the radio or answer the phone. That way I know I won't find out the score.

by odog22 November 15, 2009

Multiple Scoregasms

repeatedly scoring points in a manner that is so awesome one might say "it was orgasmic"

Kimberly had multiple scoregasms in that sand volleyball game.

by cs987 April 9, 2011

settle old scores

To get even with those who have wronged you in the past.

This is no place to settle old scores, or create new ones.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004