Shelf Monkey

A retail worker who primarily opens boxes, puts them on shelves and maintains the appearance of the shelf.

"Managment wouldn't let me make important decisions despite having more experience on this than them. I'm just a shelf monkey."

by Blueboy$ March 19, 2020

Shelfishness

the greedy act of removing all items from a store shelf

In an act of pure shelfishness, panicked people grabbed every available roll of toilet paper at the store within minutes of its opening.

by my959 March 29, 2020

Shelfed

When you let a fat guy fuck you doggy, and they have to set their fat stomach on your ass!

Damn, I got shelfed last night, dude was fat as fuck.

by kayteebaybee April 8, 2020

Sharf

When you shat and barf at the same time

Man: i was so sick after eating all that chicken from kfc i went hime and sharfed all over the bathroom floor

by Mr.orisa main 2020 May 12, 2020

Serfer

A person who rides a wave towards the shore while standing or lying on a serfboard.

"AKAW!!! That was gnarly mate!" said the serfer.

by Yawthat's c the cmisthy c September 9, 2020

Sheffy

Godfather

Sheffy is Here

by Frenchdaddy November 3, 2020

Serfiloo

Smiley mans who will surpass god in 19 hrs 24 min 11 secs

man 1: yo nub
man 2: dont be a serfiloo

by hackman123 June 24, 2021