Hedge shears

To remove pubes that have grown in such great density they resembles a hedge, by means of large hedge shears or clippers.

"I had to whip out the hedge shears on her, I had no choice."

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015

Dry Sheaves

The urge to poop after pooping so much there is nothing left. Similar to Dry Heaves.

I was sitting on the toilet for half an hour with the dry sheaves this morning.

by DefNotRight August 28, 2016

sausage sheath

Another word for a condom

You better have a sausage sheath when you go over to her house tonight.

by Johnnyjackingjizzwizzard January 5, 2018

Will Shears

Shaggable, fit, sexy. You’ll have the best time ever in bed with him.

I want to get in bed with Will shears

by Yah,will,is,fit June 10, 2019

pinking shears

Replaces the word scissoring when the two women involved both have vaginal piercings.

They had their pinking shears out hot and heavy.

by S.C.A.B. September 15, 2019

Pickle Sheath

Endearing term for the loved one that frequently sheaths your pickle, sharpens the sword, peels the banana, jerking my gherkin.

Goodnight my pickle sheath. I'll see you tomorrow.

by shaftzilla May 10, 2023

britney shears

A bald-headed woman (in reference to Britney's chrome dome).

Dude did you see that britney shears walk by? Yeah, she was hella sexy!

by Trendman March 25, 2007