sharter

One who sharts (soils ones pants while simply intending to fart).

My brother is a stinky shart face. He loves to shart. Today was not the first time he has sharted. He likes to shit his pants when he farts.

by Carlypoo June 24, 2005

shitter

Alternative name for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" and "Shithouse".

Hmmmmm... nice shitter. Is that a bidet ?

by Pabski July 12, 2003

Shanter

Used to express disgust at a perceived situation or person who has led to what is colloquially known as "banter death". The word is derived from the ancient Norse words "shi'eet" and "bounter", equivalent to modern day English "awful" and "chat" respectively.

In the 21st Century, the word's increased use has led to the creation of a number of variants. Chief among those that are accepted by the OED are:

- shanterrific (adjective)
- shanterful (adjective)

Amongst the more controversial recent variants of the word are:

- shantastic (adjective)
- shantabulous (adjective)

It is worth noting that the adoption of these latter two by a large number of youths has been the subject of much debate and their usage remains frowned upon in certain circles.

Said on seeing a friend attempting - and failing - to ride his small-engine moped over a straight stretch of road: "Shanter!"

"Look, Dave just fell of his moped, how absolutely shanterrific!"

Said on seeing a friend's repair bill after crashing and damaging a rented moped: "Well, this is pretty unbelievably shanterrific!"

by DSB1989 September 10, 2010

Mad Wicked Shitter

Describing something so exciting, it is unexplainable.

Unbelievable. Beyond comprehension.

I had a good time last nite.

Yeah Bill, that party was 'Mad wicked shitter'.

by Drew Dilla December 7, 2006

william shatner

the best thing to come out of canada since, erm ahh ahem well anyway something for canadalavians to be proud of. still an actor watched more times by more people than tom cruise or arnie simply because of start trek which still rocks after 40 years.

william shatner got picked to sing the national anthem over celine dion.
oh can--a--da our home and native la-haha-and

by da original playa June 11, 2006

minge-shitter

Someone who excretes solid waste out of their vagina

A: "Did you just shit out of your minge?"
B: "Yeah."
A: "Minge-shitter."

by Jesuses May 19, 2007

Midget Shaster

Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.

"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."

or

"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."

by Nelson76 July 1, 2005