Seasons Beatings

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk

Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.

by cyberpunk321 August 12, 2008

Ice Cream Season

Summer time, also used to indicate the passage of another year in a kid's life.

A few more ice cream seasons and she will be old enough to date

by Toe Pick February 18, 2005

French Whore Season

A season celebrating all that is whorish. Starting February 18th of each calendar year, is celebrated by drunken revelry, highly painted, scantily clad women, and rock. Started in Portland, Maine in 1998, this celebration has reached a world-wide audience.

Are you attending the French Whore Season fete this year? Make sure to bring the absinthe.

by Ehme February 8, 2006

cupping season

The seasons of Fall and Winter, during which vast amounts of people, who are otherwise content with being single, elect to settle down with a significant other. A "couple" is formed, giving rise to the term "cupping".

Sammie: Ashley and Becky just got boyfriends, I thought they were loving the "single life"...
Taylor: Yeah, but it is cupping season, after all

by AR-Money March 14, 2015

Grey Sweatpants Season

Fuck hoodie season. Grey sweatpants season is when all the boys wear grey sweatpants or give their grey sweats to their girl on Dec 1st - Jan 1st. 🥰

“Omg have you seen Alex and his grey sweats? They are so hot 🥵”
“It’s Grey Sweatpants Season so steal ya mans sweatpants!”

by A_person038 December 1, 2019

Seasonal Affective Douchebag

Those who suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder and become nasty in December for that and the usual reasons.

I think Dad should spend December in another country, he's become too much of a Seasonal Affective Douchebag.

by funkspiel December 4, 2009

meat ride season

Generally a certain someone kisses as much ass as they can to try and “get in” a special group of people.

John: “I heard Freddie was kissing up with the Big guys, it’s meat ride season.”

by Yaboinekkerass February 12, 2018