"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
"Yes," whimpered Doofus.
"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.
Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
by scodder June 6, 2010
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Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan
What will you do about it
I'll screw you sideways with a rake
You wouldn't dare
oh yeah (gets out rake)
what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH
I'll screw you sideways with a rake
You wouldn't dare
oh yeah (gets out rake)
what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH
by Alex07169 August 16, 2010
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Every member from Screwed Up Click show screw love, cus it's a family thang.
Every member from Screwed Up Click show screw love, cus it's a family thang.
Maan, i done went to da Screw Shop and dem boyz out there showed me some mad screw love.
I bang screw so i gotta show some screw love.
I bang screw so i gotta show some screw love.
by Screwmatic August 13, 2008
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Get the screw mug.An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that it is even worse than that of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.
a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:
father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody (used as an expletive here) handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.
Son: okie dokey, no problem.
father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody (used as an expletive here) handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.
Son: okie dokey, no problem.
by Sexydimma January 2, 2012
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—n.
1. the head or top of a screw having a slot for the end of a screwdriver. See diag. under screw.
-slang.
2. One who is hopelessly stupid or incompetent.
—n.
1. the head or top of a screw having a slot for the end of a screwdriver. See diag. under screw.
-slang.
2. One who is hopelessly stupid or incompetent.
“Listen you fuckers, you screw heads…here’s a man who wouldn’t take it anymore, who stood up against the scum, the filth, the deadheads.” - Travis Bickle
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