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did you screw my duck

"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.

A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"

"Yes," whimpered Doofus.

"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.

Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
by scodder June 6, 2010
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I'll screw you sideways with a rake

A threat to be taken very seriously.
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan
What will you do about it

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

You wouldn't dare

oh yeah (gets out rake)

what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH
by Alex07169 August 16, 2010
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Screw Love

Art of showin' someone love if u really deep into bangin' screw music like u do.

Every member from Screwed Up Click show screw love, cus it's a family thang.
Maan, i done went to da Screw Shop and dem boyz out there showed me some mad screw love.

I bang screw so i gotta show some screw love.
by Screwmatic August 13, 2008
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Scrawny McTwigerthin

One who is underweight or simply thin to a great degree.
"Man, that Scrawny McTwigerthin looks like he hasn't eaten for days."
by Fidoto May 24, 2005
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screw

sheffield slang: to get angry or annoyed; to rant, complain
if me mum finds out i've took that tenner she'll screw
by black market baby January 19, 2008
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turkey-chicken scrawl

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that it is even worse than that of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.
a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody (used as an expletive here) handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.
by Sexydimma January 2, 2012
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screw head

Pronunciation: (skrOO'hed"),
—n.
1. the head or top of a screw having a slot for the end of a screwdriver. See diag. under screw.

-slang.
2. One who is hopelessly stupid or incompetent.
“Listen you fuckers, you screw heads…here’s a man who wouldn’t take it anymore, who stood up against the scum, the filth, the deadheads.” - Travis Bickle
by RPH May 25, 2006
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