scroteprawn

A prawn that burrows up one's uretha and nests in the male scrotum whilst feeding on semen. Once incubation has passed it bursts out the scrotum sack much like a xenomorph boss

This fucking scroteprawn busted out of Brian's sack just like a mother fukin Xenomorph boss.

by b1tch1n December 13, 2012

scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.

When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.

by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013

Scrote Management

Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.

"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."

Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."

by SteadWhise October 12, 2014

Scrote rip

A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.

"Ouch, I'm going to need that one sewn up soon, that scrote rip was rough."

by Scroterip August 17, 2014

scroding

The act of scrolling facebook's time line over and over due to boredem only to see the same post because Facebook loops posts.

I have seen this post three times. I need to stop scroding.

by jriggs March 3, 2015

Scropen

To open, as a beer bottle, with one's scrotum.

Can you scropen this?

by Shopliftre May 30, 2015

Scroteboning

Scroteboning, when an individual repeatedly smashes the tip of their erect penis into the scrotum of another individual, just below the base of the penis.

"Yo dude I was totally scroteboning Mark last night," "Hahaha I was wondering why he had to go to the hospital!"

by Splinter3777 November 6, 2015