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Safety net 

A significant other one can rely on difficult and challenging times.
You were my by safety net when all life wod fail.
Safety net by Sike200104 September 8, 2022

Safety Hazard (Airport) 

Daddy Brad using a laser pen to burn things on an airport. Daddy Brad should NOT be allowed on or near an airport. If you see him there, please report this to MI5 immediately.
Daddy brad is a safety hazard (Airport).

safety atheist 

A safety atheist is something used by blue collar workers when in comes to osha. Someone who hates all of the safety protocols osha "has" us follow. Because let's be real we all think some of oshas safety standards are a little to much at some points.
Technically school teacher "ok guys today we gotta over a few safety things so we can get into the shop next week"

Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"

Safety Car Merchant 

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.
Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant

Safety scissors 

A threesome with 2 girls and 1 guy while the guy is wearing a condom
Safety scissors is just as fun with so much less stress!
Safety scissors by anonymous December 1, 2023

Safety scissors 

A threesome with 2 girls and 1 guy while the guy is wearing a condom
Safety scissors is just as fun with so much less stress!
Safety scissors by anonymous December 1, 2023