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axe safety

When you turn the volume off on your guitar before unplugging or placing down so your ears arent assaulted with feedback.
You can tell a new from an experienced fiddler by their axe safety.
by Angus viejo April 21, 2020
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Safety Pilot

In aviation, the person (a certified pilot with valid medical and flight review) who rides shotgun in the plane looking for traffic while the primary pilot is under the hood, primarily to reduce the cost of accruing simulated instrument time or maintaining instrument currency. Even though a safety pilot can log time just looking for traffic and not flying the plane, etiquette dictates that a safety pilot get the opportunity to switch roles occasionally, get a free $100 hamburger at the local eatery on or near the airport, or some other legal quid pro quo outcome.
Dude, would you consider being my safety pilot? I need to get some more hood time.
by JoinTheLocalizer February 26, 2020
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safety speech

To disappear From a large group with a small group so you can smoke some weed. Normally done as prep before the large group, of which you don’t want to be a part of, is about to embark on.
Hey guys - quick safety speech before we start this hike.
by Cpaq February 28, 2020
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Safety

A phrase you say after you fart in order to protect yourself from the infamous doorknob call. If you fart and don't say safety before someone says doorknob, they're allowed to beat the living shit out of you until you touch a doorknob.
John: Safety!
Rick: Oh you fat cunt, that disgusting
John: Its a manky one haha
Rick: You bellend
by Prokaryotic Penguin May 20, 2020
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The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.
I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.
by 997854543 July 31, 2020
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Safety Rules

A phrase used when drunk people do something unsafe. Maurice will always cry “Safety Rules”, to ensure everyone present remembers their safety rules. Made famous by Uncle Bill—- Also said as “Safety rules now”.
*Someone being an idiot* SAFETY RULES!

*Idiot being unsafe* SAFETY RULES NOW!
by SafetyFirstMaurice June 2, 2020
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safety fuck

Someone you agree to have sex with if you haven’t before the age of 16.
‘Dude, I won’t be a virgin on my 16th. I’ve got a safety fuck.’
by Rayhan_103 September 4, 2017
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