Heat Stroke

When you masturbate with icy hot

I'm about to go have a Heat Stroke.

by Jeugue June 18, 2017

Alabama stroke

When your sister gives you a handjob.

I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.

by ja'deqwerviex November 4, 2017

nibba stroke

When your white friend that tries to be black has a stroke

Jerry just had a nibba stroke.

by Treelon May 11, 2020

big stonks only

Similarily to stonks, you use it to express a financial decision that resulted in a lot of financial gain. Mostly in a short amount of time. In this case, it is most often used not ironically. You may also say it just for fun.

A: "I sold my 15 year old car for 3000$ yesterday. Also, I got a raise from my boss today! I'm making so much money right now!"
B: "BIG STONKS ONLY!!"

by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020

mini stroke

Mini stroke is when someone with little tiny hands strokes a little tiny penis.

The president conducted a mini stroke before his meeting with Putin

by dogsrock September 1, 2020

Badonka-stonks

(noun)

Stocks that have made great increases in value over a short amount of time.

"Man, today I made some fat gains on my badonka-stonks"

by garnetinky January 9, 2021

Constipation Stroke

When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.

I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.

Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.

by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022