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Northumbrian Spasm

When you're midway through a sexual act and you're about to ejaculate, however, to prolong your sexual stamina you tense your entire body and accidentally sh*t your pants.
Barry: Oh my god I totally ended up having a Northumbrian Spasm last night!
Carl: Ah man! I bet it went everywhere!
by ShitForBrains2001 May 16, 2018
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Cussing Spasm

When you suddenly and inadvertently shout or scream a cuss word.

Usually its triggered by your mind's sudden recitation of a past embarrassing moment.
A: Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fcuK!!!

B: What? did something happen?

A: *pauses* idk...(it's the cussing spasm)
by Kit Rat November 17, 2018
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Back Spasm Gasm

When you’re sucking your own cock and your mom walks in while you cum and you slip a disc.
Sorry I can’t go to the gym tonight I’m laid up for awhile. I forgot to lock my door last night and had a back spasm gasm
by Not viarus December 23, 2018
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Blaké Spasm

This specific type out spasm is caused from boredom causing the victim to become creative and explore their own limits. However, this can cause harm to the victim without their knowledge.
“I busted my lip the other day because I had a Blaké Spasm”.
by Blaké Gonzalez December 8, 2019
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Blaké Spasm

This specific type of spasm is caused from boredom possessing the victim to become creative and explore their limits. Although it can become beautiful and joyful times. It can be harmful to the victim.
“I busted my lip the other day because of a Blaké Spasm”.
by Blaké Gonzalez December 8, 2019
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cree spasam

When a person spasams and manages to catch it after many secconds of the item in the air.
This spasam is usually performed by a decedent of a cree.
“He nocked over the wine glass as he was having a Cree Spasam”
by Cree dictionary December 17, 2021
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chloe.spamsacc

A girl called Chloe born April 19 2008.. she's really pretty
P1: go follow chloe.spamsacc on tiktok
P2: why should I
P1: she is really cool and funny
by anonymous April 10, 2022
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