Smeak

A blending of the terms smoke and break. A smeak may or may not include the taking or making of a personal phone call. A smeak does not coincide with one's scheduled work-related breaks and therefore can be taken at one's convenience.

This in no way can be confused with a break. Therefore, a smeak can be taken every so often as to inhale as much tobacco as possible.

The smeak excuse can be used when coming in late for work or as an excuse for leaving early.

I'm going to go on a smeak. Don't expect me back too soon and I'll probably take another one when I get back.

I'm not late, I was taking a smeak.

by Non-Smeaker November 15, 2011

Slead "Sloppy Head"

A word to let your significant other that you want her to give you a wet sloppy session with her self little fuck hole that she calls a mouth

T and C bored to death with the stupid story that was being shared with them C looked at T and said I can't wait to try out that Slead "Sloppy Head" again its all I think about

by SashasBDD December 3, 2020

smad

Halfway between mad and sad.

"How have you been lately?"

"Smad. My boyfriend dumped me.

by reflexman92 January 2, 2009

cunt smear

that slimy stinky residue left on a tramps panties

ewww that bitch left a nasty cunt smear in her panties

by Anthony McCurley July 2, 2008

pap smear

n. faggot, a person who annoys you, a tool

shut up ricky, you fucking pap smear.

by Craig Stevens August 20, 2006

Smeaged

A state of drunkenness beyond all others. While your normal drinker passes out, one who is smeaged plays through to the A.M., continually drinking in excess, somehow, someway. Smeaging results in memory loss and good stories. AKA, Dallas Downs Syndrome.

At Destin for the 4th, an all day drinking binge results in your friend, Dallas, who is smeaged, disappearing. At about 5am when most others are passed out for the night, your smeaged friend is still going strong, talking to random folks about Lynyrd Skynyrd and Auburn football. The smeaged friend then passes out on a beach float in someone's driveway.

by hardmbe October 18, 2008

Smeak

1. To exercise extreme prudence through planning, diligence and management.

2. To approach a task or project with rigor and discipline to the point of making others feel inadequate and shamed.

3. To giggle at something juvenile in a loud manner attracting more attention to said situation / prank.

Frank: "Hey, boss man just assigned me this new project and there's like a million things to do on it."
Bill: "Yeah, man, we definitely need to Smeak it, or it's gonna be a shit show."

Betty: "What the f&@# is that racket all about?"
Pete: "Oh, it's just Phil... he's Smeaking about something dumb Bob said.

by TheRealTGeezy June 12, 2018