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Sloath

You loath them. They want you. But who ends up dead? You.

You know the rape sloth meme? Well that is what a sloath is, only 69 times scarier. They kill you in your sleep. They kill you in your sleep. They have a thirst for blood. They can also travel at speeds of 69 mph. There is no running- they are faster. There is no hiding- they will find you. Just pray that they will be merciful and end your life quickly.
Jenna woke up when she heard a thud. She rubbed her eyes and looked at her door, now wide open. She saw a shape slowly approaching her, its murderous red eyes gleaming in the darkness. She saw the sloath slinking towards her and just had time to scream...... before everything went dark.

No one has ever heard from Jenna again.
by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014
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slothsage

one who lazes about in idleness, claiming it’s too hot out; too windy, etc.
Everyone was just vegging out around the hotel’s pool everyday ‘til some Brits organized a “hash run” (a paper chasenothing to do with hashish), and amazingly, all the slothsages really got into it.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2011
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Bellagio Slot Machine

When you are having sex with a girl with a bra full of coins, but can't hear the coins jingling. Then when you take off her bra all the coins fall out and she yells "JACKPOT!"
One night I went out to a dance club with my friends and got incredibly drunk. Throughout the night I was putting the change leftover from buying drinks into my bra because I didn't have a purse. I ended up going to my boyfriends place afterwards (who hadn't been out with us) and being the terrible drunk I am I conned him into having sex. We were going at it pretty hard, he was laying down and I was on top of him and he finally had the mind to take my bra off. When he did, all the change from the night ($21 in coins..) burst out and rained all over his face. As he was confused and spluttering I just drunkenly continued while yelling, "JACKPOT!!!" and grabbing the cash and throwing in the air pulling a Bellagio Slot Machine. I'm surprised that we're still together.
by Malastic April 9, 2013
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shothodzo

Usually Shothodzo's have feelings for a certain person but they are too shy to tell them. The people they like probably like somebody else but they dont care. He is smart, funny, awesome, hot, and doesn't give a crap about what other people say to him. If you know a Shothodzo you are one lucky person to be his friend! :) Niknames of Shothodzo could be:Shots or Shorty.
Shothodzo is Awesome
by PublicHeartPoet May 9, 2020
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Sloshing in her boots

Said of a female, "sloshing in their boots" or "sloshing in her boots" refers to a state of sexual attraction or arousal so extreme that they're "wet" (i.e., vaginally lubricated) all the way down to their feet.
"Did you see that selfie of Angela Merkel with that handsome stud Syrian migrant? The old bag was sloshing in her boots!"
by Honeyko November 2, 2015
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Sloshwobble

The rippling noice made by a pan with water in it. When a small amount of water is added to a pot and gently tapped on another surface a rippling “whoosh” noice is made.

Named by @cavatica on Tiktok.
Adding soap to the pot of water prevents the sloshwobble sound.
by Courtney.elyse December 29, 2020
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SLOT

To kill, to put someone in a grave, which is literally a slot in the ground.
by AKR0NEEM9 February 19, 2017
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