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by plushmon May 31, 2018

Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters

The height of human evolution

Man 1: Look, it’s Simon Kerr Dirt Scooters!
Man 2: Collapses on the floor and dies in joy.

by professional gangster October 21, 2020

Simon Says - B & C

The First Australian Style Fast Food Restaurant in the world with a different dynamic of food cruisine. after 233 years later Australia has its own style of food.
Australia is not a country that build by one race. many races contributed and australia born. over the years all we have seen is "following of another countries food trend or style"
but simon says has combined over 70 countires ingridients and australian bush herbs and intrduced a new dynamic of food style, which is now know as "australian style fast food"
Simon says - B & C also introduced the most expensive burger in the world. Now Australia holds that title.

who is the Forefather of the Australian style firts food. Answer is - Simon says - B & C

by #Simonsaysburger January 6, 2021

Simon Deryck Davies

The best in the world. Handsome, smart and all around a great guy.

Do you know that great guy Simon Deryck Davies

by BeaverBoy3388 August 27, 2021

Simon Fucking Cowell

A giant asshole known best for his unimpressed attitude and his role on America's Got Talent as a judge. He's really, really hated by Bruno Powroznik.

I REALLY hate Simon Fucking Cowell!

by Jellie_Bells December 8, 2021

Simon Belfer

Simon Belfer is a very successful businessman, he specialises in financial jobs, usually in high up position. He lives with his family in Edinburgh, wife and three kids.

Simon Belfer, what a wonderful man

by simonbelferlover October 6, 2022

Simon Sex

Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.

Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!

Guy 2: Tough shit man....

by Team KC January 9, 2009