News Sharticles

When the media, magazines and newspapers have pointless shit that nobody cares about. news shart shit newspaper media magazines articles kardashian

I’m so sick of seeing pointless shit every time I open a magazine or turn on the news. social media is overloaded with tons of news sharticles

by unDURYEAted February 2, 2019

Shitty Shafting

When her shit gets on your shaft

“Im into shitty shafting”

“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 28, 2019

jebby shanti

That one kid who is just isn't good at anything

That guy is simply terrible at everything. He's such a Jebby Shanti

by Thememegod69 September 27, 2019

anal sharting

When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.

Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen

by smaarty man January 27, 2020

espresso shartini

An espresso martini with laxatives in it.

Got smashed on espresso martinis last night, shat myself, espresso shartinis

by Dick Recoil May 7, 2020

She-Shanties

When feminine expressing people come together and sing pirate shanties on or a yacht any sort aquatic vessel includes "submarine".

They came together as a group and with the strength of their femininity sang many she-shanties over the couse of the night.

Wow She-shanties truly are LGBTQ inclusive.

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

Waste Scattie

A term similar to waste cyattie but instead of being a cum dumpster the waste scattie gets pooped on because she is into scat work.

6ix9ine scats with a bunch of waste scatties

by Fatlightning April 27, 2021