Blue Section, Row 15

Codeword for forced facesitting used by travel agents, hotel concierges and corporate managers.

Manager: I need to see you in the conference room now. The agenda today is Blue Section, Row 15. An HR representative will NOT be there.

Concierge: The Producer's Circle seating for Cirque du Soleil is all sold out, but I've arrange to get you limited access to Blue Section, Row 15. I suggest you wear goggles and a respirator.

Travel agent: Oh, that flight is all booked up. I can put you on standby in the blue section, row 15. It's pretty cramped there, and there's a slight odor, but you will be served complimentary meatflaps.

by lallisabrumaniamamanamanamam November 10, 2010

Jailhouse C-section

While in jail, a maximus black D is inserted into the anus of the jail mate and tears the bottom of the anus to the testicular region and will require stitching.

Joe:"Yo Bubba raped my ass so bad that it tore and I had to get stitches."

Jeff:"Damn sounds like he gave you a Jailhouse C-section."

by TheLegendofAustin November 3, 2012

Sactage

A sack where squirrels like to place their nuts for winter, and in a semi-gay way.

In Sactage.

by iliektrains4life December 22, 2010

Secca

Samir and Mecca <3

I love you baby <3 ~ Secca

by samir19052027 October 21, 2018

Student Section

Section of students that yell and cheer for their team. Students will even taunt the opposing team. A student section is supposed to be loud and obnoxious.

That student section was awesome last night. They got in the other teams head.

by Nschutte24 November 16, 2017

seatard

retard at sea;

a pirate's prison bitch

That guy is such a seatard.

That seatard forgot the ice.

by capn jac February 21, 2010

Section 8 Due Date

Paying your cell phone/internet/cable when the service is threatened to be cut off, rather than the date due on the bill. This usually results in having to pay the bill in person with a money order because they don't have a checking account.

Klamydiah had to go down to Verizon to pay her phone bill. She stopped at Ray Ray's liquor and check cashing to get a money order cuz they gonna cut it off. I don't know why she wait till the section 8 due date.

by MindGrapes November 13, 2014