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sebastian topete

A pussy who eats catfood, wants to smash addison rae, wears bryce hall's merch, has tatoo which says dixie(that pussy really has griffin's gf's name on him🤦 ♂️) felt like a boss bc he's member of clubhouse, but bryce showed that he's just a 🐈
by mrvancouver June 18, 2020
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sebastionphobic

Scared of sebastions cause of their huge dick
That night i became sebastionphobic in the bathroom
by Johnphobic February 13, 2022
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sebastian lion

the expression you use when you can't form a coherent sentence to describe how horrid a person/place/thing is.

Note: the "lion" part can be exchanged for any other animal, as long as it isn't a cute animal (bunny, puppy, pony, etc.).
"wow, look at that milf over there."
"dude, she's a total sebastian lion."

"oh look, timmy and cindy are dancing together."
"aww, it's so great when two sebastian lions hook up."
"yeah, so the rest of us don't have to worry about them asking us out. *shudder*."
by kookoobananas92111 May 18, 2010
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Sebastian

Hey Lil cloud
My name is Sebastian not Lil cloud
by Lilcloud December 12, 2016
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Sebastian Qwimby

While stark naked adorn a top hat and monocle, produce a profound erection, military high step toward your partner, slap them in the face with your meat torpedo and thus saying "indubitably" to disengage the sexual maneuver. It would be a most gentlemanly.
Byron "By jove alexander! i believe when i had excited the tobacconist.....i seen Lord Ferguson giving Mary Shaw the ole "Sebastian Qwimby"!!
Alexander: "Right....indeed yes. Jolly good show. Chaps probably givin her the old trisket in the biscuit!
Byron "Indeed Alexander....truly was i moved....to half chub"
by Flimzorp June 9, 2017
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Sebastian’s Law

The act of only flirting with girls that are in a relationship
‘Bro she has a boyfriend
Who cares, I only live by Sebastian’s Law’
by TheRealMVP69 June 9, 2018
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Sebastian Cimetta

grey bibbers with android twennywan
Guy 1: lol i had some breakfast for dinner
Guy 2: wow thats very sebastian cimetta
Guy 1: what fuk
by cut_low_laa June 15, 2018
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