Sassi

She may seem innocent and sweet at first, but then you spot her at a party or the club getting down with her girls and you have to double take, is it the same girl? Back at school she is polite and joyous, giving the teachers respect and handing her homework in on time to a very high standard, she must have spent ages on it... nope. She completed it the night before in ten minutes while you took 3 hours to present something not even half as good as hers. How does she do it? That's pure talent. You walk into an empty auditorium to hear an angelic melody tickle your soul with perfect growls and chest voice precision. Surely that must have been your imagination, nobody is that talented. Then you glimpse around the corner and see Sassi. What is he doing here? Wait, that voice came from her throat. "Sorry, I was just warming up, I sounded a bit flat" she giggles. You don't understand. You are in awe. But watch out. If you get on her bad side she will destroy you.

"I saw this really innocent girl from my church making out with someone at the club on Saturday night!"
"That sounds a lot like Sassi! She may seem innocent but beware, she can be anything she wants to be."

by sweetgiggles May 12, 2014

Secretary’s ass

This a term use to discribe an ass that is flat and spread out. secretaries usually have flat spread out asses due to prolonged periods of sitting. The term could have been interchanged with any profession that sits alot but secritary was generally understood to be a long sitter.

Person A:Dude, your bitch has a Secretary’s ass.
Person B: fuck, I know

by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005

Sassquatch

Someone who's giving you attitude/being sassy, a rude person.

Blake is such a sassquatch today, he was being so snippy with Chelsea.

by funkymchotpants February 24, 2010

sasskitch

An overly large person who in the pressence of friends is not deemed to be called sasquatch because he is too good of a goalie at indoor soccer

That damn sasskitch blocked another shot!!

by JimBoK March 9, 2007

sassy

Someone who is throwin’ a lot of attitude in a sarcastic yet truthful manner. They posses saucy tendencies with hint of a smart-aleck, snarky crass.

Example:
Coworker Tim: Jon, you sassy af.
Coworker Jon: What do you mean?
Coworker Tim: You know exactly what I mean. Quit with that sass.

Jon, you sassy af.

by DatThatDat April 26, 2016

sassmouth

being smart and/or cheeky

when jflex talked back his mother used to say 'stop that sassmouth!'

by t dogg September 21, 2005

plug the pig's ass

To "plug the pig's ass" is to set in motion a chain of events which will result in an unfortunate, disastrous or hilarious outcome to the person plugging the pig's ass.

in slang: to plug the pig's ass is to fuck yourself over

If Jim were to screw his boss' wife and then brag about it at work, we could say:
"Jim really plugged the pig's ass on that one!"

by krimsen January 16, 2005