rubber nuts

a fake dick for lesbian kind and tranys

that saorise one she has rubber nuts

by Ciaran does the business April 26, 2007

rubber ducky

It's when you're fucking a girl with a condom on, and you're so drunk that you don't know if you're going to piss, or cum. You pull out, roll the condom down to the tip of your dick, and fill it with whatever fluid comes out. Then you take the condom, and slap the bitch accross the face with it. Right as it whips accross her face, when it is far to late for her to evade the swinging specimen, you yell "DUCK!"

"Dude, I'm so wasted, but this girl want's to hook up with me"
"So, she's hot, fuck her"
"I'm too drunk man"
"Just do the rubber ducky, she looks like a VD slut anyhow"

by DaBritishRCuming April 01, 2004

rubber sheet

A rubber sheet is a protective covering to keep your bedding dry.

When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!

by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021

rubber-biscuit

Describes a situation out of control, scattershot, making no sense.

"I'm having an affair with my next door neighbor's boyfriend, only she's a great friend and I don't know how to tell her that I'm in love with him. It's all just so rubber-biscuit."

by Francine R. June 22, 2006

Rubber Neck

When you have a boner but suddenly goes soft

Me and bae were doin' it last night and I rubber necked

by kpnut March 12, 2015

Rubber Ducky

Any girl younger than yourself. The prime age of a rubber ducky is 13 or 14 years

"Hey Hayden have you seen this years grade 8's, rubber ducky hey"

by Duck Hunter Society of Ayr October 11, 2007

rubber duck

an inflatable boat (nautical slang)

There was a rubber duck but it did not look like it would be reliable in an emergency.

by The Return of Light Joker June 27, 2011