self reporter

An imposter in Among Us who deliberately self reports in order to fein innocence.

Self reporters often have no other witnesses to the murder.

by MaybeARealWord February 13, 2022

Five-Finger Reckoning

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.

Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute

Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...

Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.

by Adrienne Adele October 14, 2019

Reiko

yeah thats her

yeah reiko

by pwussydestroyer69 September 15, 2020

rifle report

The sound of dumping on some fools.

We blasted those niggas until the rifle report was heard by my beyatch.

by friend of bob June 13, 2004

Rekorderlig

A 'special' cider only drunk in half measures by:

1. Quakers
2. Pregnant women (it's only 4% after all)
3. The fuel of Aqua Man
4. RH's
5. Middle class people desperately trying to be posh (who insist they live in York)
6. the drink of all feasible weasel's every where.

Dude: whats that guy drinking is he gay or something
Other guy: No dude its Rekorderlig and he's a Quaker.

by TeamCOREYM September 23, 2012

The Colbert Report

A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.

Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".

"Open up baby bird, 'cause mama's got a big fat nightcrawler of truth! This is the Colbert Report!"

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

rekon

Rekon is a rapper from the North-East of England, He is known for his flexabilty to create nothing into an amazing song.

He started stringing rhymes together over the Internet on battle forums where he became one of the top in the network he was in, but realized he had the talent to actually make people want to hear more about what he has to say...so he took to the streets, where he slowly took over the Newcastle rap scene.

"he's just made an amazing song out of nothing, thats definitly Rekon!"

Person1: Who's the best rapper in the North-East?
Person2: That's easy, it's Rekon!

by supportnewcastlerap! June 12, 2009