Remembery

The most perfect memory in history usually induced by conventional drunkenness on coner-store/convenience-store energy drinks usually specializing on ripping people off with zig-zags and oregano... goes good with spaghetti noodles.

Remember Remembery whered I learned that there's no telling from me.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2023

Remember

Remember what I said?

Hym "Remember when I said 'You're uniquely obligated to NOT do that' and then you did it anyway. Really, didn't I say that you were either like me or the exact opposite? You're me. You're a fucking me just running around. I'm always able to pick myself out of a crowd. It's astounding. Why you don't listen I'll never understand..."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

Remberizing

Post-pregancy vocal concoction of acts of "remembering" and "to memorize".

Buttermilk, that shits 1 cup milk to 1 tablespoon white vinegar. I need 1 and 1/2 cups so I need to add 1 tablespoon and 1 and 1 half teaspoons vinegar. See, I am remberizing that shit.

by Thengleshow March 17, 2023

Rember

A random ass kid named Carter Jarvis wants to intensely be fucked in the asshole.

Rember… 😏😏😏

by 47yearoldmommyfucker April 17, 2023

remember

something i cant do when my mom doesnt have her grocery list

mom : timmy remember me to get eggplants from the food shop

timmy: alr mom

five minutes later

mom: tim what did i say i needed ?

timmy : ..... i forgot sorry

by Zemiii April 24, 2023

remelas

The things that are in the corners of your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

You have remelas!
Oh no "'scratches lightly the inner conner of his eye)", is it gone?
Yes, much better!

by Urbandragon🐉💖 May 15, 2023

rememberyo

Someone who’s memory is so annoyingly accurate that they even remember their time in the womb

Whatever you do, don’t tell her your secrets.

She’s a proper rememberyo! She’ll have that over you for the rest of your days.

by You must be Joshing July 15, 2023