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True Religion Jeans

1. Overpriced jeans for people who feel the need to flaunt their financial status.

2. Apparel made for people so wrapped up in their image they actually pay $400.00 to advertise for the company.
Girl 1: OH. MY. GOD. Katie! Are those true religion jeans?

Girl 2: You know it girlfriend.

Guy 1: You should have just given ME the $400.00. When I get fat my xbox will still work, when you get fat those jeans won't fit.
by GoHardGrover July 6, 2011
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Religion

The greatest con of all time, starring everyone's favorite hippie and con man, Jeebus Christ. (Hehe.)
What is the point of having a Religion, when you cannot prove that the religion's story itself is true?

You know how they say that in the USA, supposedly 80% of the population are christian? That is nothing other than propaganda generated by the church to alienate the minorities that live there; to allow minorities to feel out of place and conform to their religious philosophy. It's really about 50-something percent of christians that live in the USA, and some of the so called "christians" don't even go to church.

One question I want theistic religious people to answer: if newborn babies die, do they still get let into heaven, even though babies have no beliefs?

Well?...
by not found [Error 404] May 21, 2007
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religion

a belief in something spiritual that cannot be proved
Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, and Taoism are very popular religions.
by me August 10, 2004
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religion

The, in my opinion, TRUE plague and scourge of the Earth.


...Not much else I can say that hasn't already been said...
OMG RUN!!! IT'S RELIGION!!! AHHH *is consumed by unescapable darkness*

Is "unescapable" even a word? Meh, who cares.
by The God of all you know. February 23, 2005
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religion

Bill stop going to church you retard. Religion is bullshit.
by EIiiTE HiiTMAN March 13, 2009
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religion

A way of thinking, often a way of life for many in which the person sets his beliefs upon something extravagant and logically unrealistic.
Popular religions
Christianity, Satanism, Nihilism, Girl-Pimping
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Religious fundamentalist

A form of government wherein people are forced to believe in the currently residing religion. This usually results in very fanatical labourers and military forces, but the only education is religious propaganda, and technology is nonexistent. Thankfully, this system usually falls down for these reasons. A good example of religious fundamentalism is the Dark Ages in Europe (400 - 800 AD).
by IkeM October 11, 2003
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