Men's Rights

A movement that focuses on men's issues. For example; bias in family court, male abuse victims not getting talked about enough, male mental health, and much more. Although these issues are serious and a lot of them are set aside so the media can talk about feminism and man-spreading.

John: I'm feeling sad.
Everyone else: man up.
John: why won't you listen to me

Everyone else: because your a man and men shouldn't have the same emotional support as women.
John: this is why we need Men's Rights

by stoplookingatmynameandread30 June 15, 2021

Right-wing fairy tale

Any one of a number of fantastical presuppositions promulgated by the fanatical neo-con religious right in an effort to avoid honest conversation about the issues in favor of fear-mongering and disinformation of the masses. Bitches.
i.e. Trickle-down economics, USA-PATRIOT Act, Intelligent Design, survived aborted fetus, Axis of Evil, Vice President Sarah Palin, etc.

"What about the growing threat of survived aborted fetuses?"
"Like you, you brain-dead moron? Everyone knows that's just a right-wing fairy tale."

by mrbesbol October 28, 2008

far-righteous

(adj) (derog) Extreme right-wing politically and actively seeking to enshrine religiously based views into law

The far-righteous legislators are trying to legalize violence against gay people.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

At the right time

A response to a well-pondered question that the responder thinks is a philosophical response when really is completely useless.

Jack: Hey Jill, when should I ask her out on a date?

Jill: At the right time.

Jack: When the hell is that. . .?

by §amurai April 23, 2010

Yeah, I'll get right on that

1) this is said when someone has no intention of doing anything about the matter at hand.

2) I don't know how to say it to your face, but... Fuck You

Pat: Hey man, you need to get on facebook.

Micah: Yeah, I'll get right on that.

by MicahtheDangerous June 2, 2010

Left Right Goodnight, Nut

To go up to your enemy in a club and bang their left cheek, right cheek. Then as they are collapsing you give them a big old headbut (nut). DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EJACULATE (nut) ON THEM (whilst conscious).

Sam : Hey Franklin!

Franklin : Oh hey Sam!

Sam : Where's that money you owe me?

Franklin : Fuck your money.

Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.

by samandizzy'ssweetanalysis December 9, 2019

Alabama Right Swipe

Finding a relative on a dating app (Tinder, Bumble) and matching anyway.

Todd knew she was his cousin, but gave her the Alabama Right Swipe anyway.

by PB36 October 21, 2019