A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”
Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”
Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”
Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”
Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”
Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”
Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”
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Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
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Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."
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Something that agrevates the hell out of every member of Deviant Art. A status deviantart.com is in frequently each day and night. Side effects may include pulling of hair and fainting.
Damn. DA is in Readonlymode again!
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Tessa: Wow! Max brought Niki flowers on the first date, opened all the doors, paid for dinner, bought expensive champagne, and walked her to her front door. What a great guy!
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?
Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?
Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.
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