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breaking the remote

another euphemism for masturbation
origins are thought to be from a certain night, when a horny 16 year old was pleasuring himself, and dropped the remote, breaking the back.
Nate: Dude, right before you came here i was totally breaking the remote

Chris: Sick
by Nate R.. August 18, 2006
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remus lupin

the insanely adorable, chocolate-addicted werewolf/former professor in the harry potter book series.

he's sweet and intelligent, which only add to his attractiveness. he's the 'M' in MWPP. the 'M' stands for 'Moony' because he's a werewolf...

in most fanfiction, he tends to get romantically paired with Harry's godfather, Sirius Black. this happens to be my favorite fanfiction pairing.

if you consult any fangirl about his appearance, she will tell you that he has gorgeous amber eyes and long-ish, shaggy, light-brown hair. his clothes are old and have patches on them (he doesn't have much money because nobody will hire a werewolf).

oh, and he always carries this awesome kind of magical chocolate that can cure anything from headaches to dementor attacks to erectile dysfunction! :)
i never did understand why Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and James Potter were even friends with Peter Pettigrew.
by The Twitchy One July 15, 2007
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Remedial

Used as a stand-in for retarded, this term was coined at Washington College to describe certain members of the student body. The meaning of the word has since widened, to describe anything weird, dumb, or just flat out wrong.
Jack! Your eating out of the hot chocolate powder?! Boie, your remedial!!!
by TheBluEagle86 July 6, 2017
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Remi

One out of the three most amazing people in the universe. Smart, creative, athletic, beautiful, friendly and finally awesome all the way.
Remi: Do you need help with that, I'd be happy to give you a hand.

Person A: Why thank you!

(after Remi leaves)

Person B: That girl was SUCH a Remi!

Person A: Well that is her name.

Person B: It fits her perfectly!
by bazooka-princesses3 January 2, 2012
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Remeniss

To meet with your homies, to chill and smoke weed while talking about old times.
4:20 .. time to remeniss
by Crashbandicoot January 22, 2011
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Remiel

A boy's name, depicting an arch angel, whom is handsome, intelligent and generally a gentleman.

Pronounced: REM-EE-ELLE
Remiel is the sweetest guy I know.
by Bilbrey2016 December 19, 2016
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Friend-once-removed

A friend of a friend; one that perhaps you've never met or you aren't well acquainted enough with to call them a proper friend, but your friend is close with.

The 'once' part can be changed depending upon how close this friend is; Your friend's friend's friend's friend would be your friend-thrice-removed.
I was talking with Jen the other day. Turns out my friend-once-removed Darren is in a band that's playing at the club on Friday. Wanna come see them with us?
by Mwezzi December 28, 2008
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