Sleepy Puppy

When Benadryl is poured into an asshole and then lapped out by a second party.

Drown him like a guppy in that surly sleepy puppy.

by True Dave February 11, 2017

sloth puppy

a person who follows you around and doesn't seem to know what they're doing

damn, this new girl is such a sloth puppy

by ash.1219 August 15, 2017

Nut Puppets

When your girlfriend bites a hole in your nutsack and your nuts fall though, hanging only by your nutcords and your girlfriend sucks on your bare nuts.

hey - why don't we give nut puppets a try

by WindyWindsock September 21, 2017

update the puppets

(Verb.) Referring to the trimming of one's pubic hair
Synonyms: "man-scaping", waxing, "mowing the lawn," etc.

This No-shave November did a doozie on me down there, I have to seriously update the puppets.

by beekachu222 November 28, 2016

Pom Pom Puppies

When a girl got big tits but they hairy

'Yo girl you got some pom pom puppies'

by hddhtdeg December 29, 2016

Hot slush puppy

When you deposit a steamy runny substance in to the bog, similar to the consistency of a slush puppy

Oh no I’ve just done a hot slush puppy

by SM bigdog May 6, 2019

The Last Shadow Puppets

2 guys 1 mic

The Last Shadow Puppets are pretty gay

by extraomnes August 17, 2022