mushroom pudding 

Psychedelic dessert dish that contains hallucinogenic shrooms. While considered haute cuisine, you won't find this served at the finer establishments. British street youths who are done with getting buzzed on a budget will sometimes resort to making mushroom pudding to get a more chic and elegant tripping experience.

also referred to as: cubensis custard

Joris: yo wanna get messed up tonite?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: What the fuck is mushroom pudding?

mushroom pudding by The Barnacel May 26, 2020

dicking the pudding 

messing around; wasting time

Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!

dicking the pudding by dacarlton February 15, 2005

twist a puddle 

the act of smoking methamphetamine through a glass pipe. the term comes from the motion that you use to heat up and melt down the rock/crystal of meth without causing it to burn.

whatcha up to right now? as far as me, i'm about to go twist a puddle.

twist a puddle by sindred January 20, 2010

White Puddin' 

A highly offensive, derogatory term that can be likened to white trash or trailer trash.

Used to retort against the insult of "Your mother", better known as "Yo mama". Like "Yo mama", it's most often used when you can't think of anything better to say. However, you can also use the term to describe a person.

Person 1: Yo mama!
Person 2: Yo, shut yo face, you stupid cracka! Yo mama's White Puddin'!

Person 1: Geez, have you seen Mandy today?
Person 2: Oh yeah, she looks like such a White Puddin'!

White Puddin' by Kimbodia January 15, 2007

PUDDING 

Yelling PUDDING is very good way of distracting a nurse at a mental hospital when you are in a tricky situation.

#DeanWinchester in #Supernatural pulles his pants down, arms up and yelles PUDDING, while flapping his penis around. Since he and his brother was undercover in a mental hospital, this was quite normal so the nurse didn't quiestion why they were in the mortuary.
And after that we all learned that crazy works.

PUDDING by DragonFaye July 8, 2013

pudging

To pinch someone's extra stomach fat repeatedly

Me and my girlfriend started pudging last week. You could say were getting pretty serious.

pudging by Naginta Daniels November 12, 2013

Boy Pudding 

Ejaculate

I came home and saw there was boy pudding all over my sheets

Boy Pudding by Jose Alberto Rodriguez February 10, 2009