Porton

The pads for women

Although this is not a real word, you can use it if you want to, not like anyone will.
Jake is holding a bloody porton, and his face is dirty, how suspicious.

by Stupid Madeup Words September 3, 2022

Probonehoe

Having sexual relations with someone free of charge.

I was going to charge the dude, but they are so used to all these sluts that keep giving it out Probonehoe.

by Trailerparkcash September 7, 2022

Proto-Divorce

Noun:
When a marriage ends during the wedding due to terrible circumstances.

Jerry: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.

by Cromwelle October 7, 2022

promontory

An old grandma who lives in her hoarding household… ugliest name ever street get rid of everything learned

You live on Promontory lane. Don’t talk to that hoarder

by Promintory February 17, 2023

protinome

A thingie majigie mostly seen within computers. While technological advancements have created a more main stream use of the word, protinome(s) (plural form “protini”) have existed for many centuries

“dude i think something is wrong with my computer”

“have u tried checking the protinome?”

by youngbigdool April 2, 2023

PROBONER

When an attorney represents a victim without charging a monetary fee, but out of mutual motivation to "stick it" to a man who harmed the victim in the form of a crime or other injustice with the intent to "stick it" to the victim.

I would love to represent Stormy Daniels proboner against Trump in a lawsuit.

by 7spl3spl2 April 7, 2023

protocolekatsoima

a fucking asshole

Person A:You stole my lunch money! Yyou're a ProtocoleKatsoima! now give me head admin

by NOTsomeguyhere21 April 14, 2023