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promblem

any problem associated to prom, also refers to prama

coined by a Mr. Wade T. G. on May 12, 2009
A: damn man, Bob has so many promblems this year...
B: damn dude, same with Joe
by wadetg May 14, 2009
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promasturbator

n. a combination of a procrastinator and a masturbator; one who puts off doing something out of laziness (such as homework) just so they can masturbate.

v. to postpone something in order to masturbate.

see also horn dog
v. I promasturbated my 20 page exam review in Algebra II assigned by the Devil.

n. Jack is a promasturbator because he skipped 4th period and went home to masturbate.
by Kreapar May 16, 2005
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promohomo

The fellas who hang around promo girls lifting boxes of lame promo stuff and driving promo vans or Smart cars. Often wearing sawn-off t-shirts and really bad sunglasses.
Attention meddling promohomo! Put the box of fridge magnets down and get out of the way! I am trying to leer at promo girls!
by Bugle December 12, 2008
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Promote your YouTube video here

That ad you now see under every definition. Let's face it. 100,000 impressions for $100? Nobody will obviously watch it.
Wow, Urban Dictionary is now doing YouTube promotions. All you do now is click Promote your YouTube video here, choose a video, link your YouTube account, and bam.
by The Real Driller March 10, 2023
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empty promise

When someone promises you something but then doesn't follow through
My mom promised that I would get an ombre for my birthday but then she changed her mind and wouldn't let me. One more of her empty promises.
by angelinaglows January 10, 2014
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Promposal

A word referring to a proposal by either a male/femal to a prospective date for prom. "Promposals" can be as simplistic as passing a note or as elaborate as proposing with a flash mob with 10 friends in nothing but their underwear in front of the whole school.
Simplistic example of a Promposal: 'The Note/Text'

Bryan: "Hannah will you go to prom with me? Check 'yes' or 'no'

Hannah: "Can I have some time to think about this?"

Bryan: "Absolutely, take as much time as you need."

Elaborate example of a Promposal: 'The Post-it Car'

Bryan writes about one hundred different notes on 'Post-its' and places them on Hannah's car ensuring to have the words "Will you go to prom with me?" Somewhere on the vehicle where Hannah will notice it. The other notes are quotes, inside jokes, and any other thing that the proposer feels will help he/she obtain a date to the prom.
by WolfKid15 April 27, 2014
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Promaja

Zatvori prozor ubiće te promaja

Close the window, promaja will kill you
by Your Masha March 31, 2020
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