progamer

a professional gamer, someone who makes gaming into a career that is profitable and are typically signed into a contract with an MLG team.

Ken is a progamer but i know i can take him.

by Christoph17 January 12, 2008

The Internet Methadone Program

Being addicted to a website (in this case urbandictionary.com) is as strong and unhealhty as being on heroin. Therefore the Internet junkie must seek out the Methadone (in this case bluelight.nu) to rehabilitate his heroin addiction. Usually it results in the user transferring his fix from heroin (urbandictionary) to Methadone (bluelight) and then he is hooked again.

Dont use the internet.

by Diego December 11, 2003

programme

at last someone who knows how to spell

programme see color, i blame microsoft.

by david w spencer. rev. December 28, 2005

Programmer

(A) Programmer is a species that can make apps for you to use. There are two main types of programmers:

1. The <Cliché Programmer> - can be spotted wearing a conference t-shirt and the pale skin. The main skin of nutrition is a black carbonated liquid which is devoured in a large cuantity;

2. The <Hipster Programmer> - this species only consumes warm liquids based on expensive spices and beans. His only tool is a so called <Macintosh>. The <Hipster Programmer> will often refuse to work with tasks such as <SQL Databases> or <Java>. This specimen also makes use of the trackpad attached to his portable <Macintosh>;

For many individuals (programmers) is considered prestigious to not utilise the <Mouse> unit at all.

"I would like to be a Cliché Programmer."
~Me

by AInternetUser November 1, 2019

Pegging Progress

When a bitch boy and their dominant significant other play a game, and the reward for beating the game is getting pegged. So making progress in the game is pegging progress.

"I MADE A TON OF PEGGING PROGRESS TODAY! I'm almost there I can feel it."

by youareman December 10, 2022

booger in the nose of progress

anything that impedes positive social or organizational evolution; a hindrance to social progress

the constant infighting over America's alleged role as world policeman is a booger in the nose of progress

getting bogged down in logistics and semantic quibbles instead of seeking true consensus is a booger in the nose of progress; can't we just lay our differences aside and find common ground in our shared interests?

we all live on one fragile planet: this quibbling about economics while our world dies is a booger in the nose of progress!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe March 28, 2008

program people

Persons who are members of Twelve-Step groups (programs), e.g., AA, NA, CA, MA, SA, SLA, OA, CODA, and PA.

Bill hangs out only with program people since he got sober.

by Twelve-Step slang October 24, 2004