46th President

A damn dumb ass! Who shit's him self!

The 46th president doesn't even know his name!

by ;fjkehaljhsjdkfhk;jef January 24, 2022

The Presidential Treatment

The act of grabbing an unsuspecting victims genitals without asking for permission.

I moved on her like a bitch and grabbed her right right by the p-ssy! Yep, I gave her the Presidential Treatment.

by KingPC November 11, 2016

President Douche

Biggest Douche that you have ever met. Can be used Sarcasticly to start a Conversation.

Yo, whaddup President Douche?

Bro, stop being a president douche!

by Ajf1997 February 27, 2011

presidential

NOUN: a sexual act in which, after swallowing the male's ejaculate, the female sucks on his nutsack for a while, then says, "Happy Birthday, Mr. President," in the style of Marilyn Monroe.

"Dude, she gave me the presidential!"
"Nice man, I love a good teabagging."

by rwsssp July 23, 2009

President's Day

Definition:
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)

History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.

"Back in my day we walked barefoot through the snow to school. Uphill both ways! And President's Day didn't exist! We celebrated King George Washington's Birthday!"

"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"

by RobertOldhead December 18, 2008

president

a useless figurehead made during early democracy to show the rest of the world that a country with this government has one leader.(which couldnt be more wrong) the only power given to him(that is legal and people know about)is the power of veto and general status at time of war. this should be considered a useless form of government due to this. governments like a republic with an elected chancellor or parliament with an elected prime minister are by far superior and get things done, intead of acting like bumbling retards and barely ever making governmental progress.

The U.S. president is a complete figurehead and joke.

by _shadowfoot_ August 28, 2008

President

Person who is smarter then you in every way because he/she is the leader of a country.

Dumb Person: Man i hate our president he is such an idiot.
Smart Person: Well what do you do.
Dumb Person: Well i am-
Smart Person: NOT THE PREIDENT!

by The Great American October 7, 2008