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Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.
Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
by Derkadurr February 8, 2019
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Pricilla's

A wonderful store, selling naughty costumes, bondage equipment and the like
Hey where did those ankle cuffs come from?

Pricilla's where fun and fantasy meet!
by Leslie Geneva March 28, 2008
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Premium

Friend: “Yoooo broooo that trick you did on your skateboard was soooo PREMIUM!”
Me: “Yep” B ) “Your turn.”
Friend: “Wait... WHA-“
Me: (chuckles and pushes friend on skateboard*)
Friend: (falls on face*)
Me: “oof”
Friend: (dies slowly*)
Me: “You good?”
Friend: “Noo..”
Me: “Cool” (walks away like nothing happened*)
by XxSADNESSxX December 9, 2019
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Premi

When a man ejaculates while only having a semi, usually caused by rubbing the penis on the trousers accidentally.

Also caused by being so sexuallly excited, you don't need a boner.
Jennifer: "What the hell is that stain?"

Steven: "Sorry, I premi'd a moment ago"
by Ozzy1993 July 31, 2009
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Primitivity

The word Primitive, but in a noun form.
As I wrote my essay about the primitivity of man, I realized that was a bullshit word.
by fartinthuhear009 December 14, 2009
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Primitivo

Not very bright and very short
Ha another... primitivo
by BlueFalcon6973 March 20, 2019
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primitive pp humour

It’s when people will say a word like dick, cock and pussy, then people will bust out laughing. Those people that have no sense of good humour.
Cock and balls

“Ha ha so funny dude”

“Yeah i know man i’m so funny”

“No man i just tricked you

“What?”

“I just tricked you into thinking that you were funny but in reality you got that primitive pp humour”
by Shidman23 May 2, 2022
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