Premature pinch

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..
(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

premature evacuation

When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.

(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)

You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."

by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008

premature ejaculation

when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.

jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!

by odood19 January 9, 2010

preach

It means sure, which is used widly used by Snoop Doggie Dog.

-Yo man, let's go get some KFC!
- Preach

by MarkoE500 December 13, 2006

preaction

The opposite of reaction.

I'm getting a migraine. I think it's a preaction to the staff meeting we have scheduled at work tomorrow.

by BonnieG December 9, 2008

Premajoerszination

1. To completely overreact about EVERYTHING
2. To have no self confidence whatsoever
3. To suck horribly at everything you do

Prematureejaculation, Premajerzination, womanly, not manly, castrated,

ex.1 " Chris, great job doing what you were told" Chris: "What is that suppose to mean you chicken shi* mother fucker*, I am going to kill you" -- somehow Chris felt the compliment was an insult, and he premajoerszinated.

ex.2 someone who says atleast 1 of the following on a daily basis: "I can't", "I suck", "Noone likes me", suffers from premajoerszination
ex.3 when somebody epically fails all the time, you would call him a "premajoerszinater"

by F6528817 May 17, 2011

Premature ejacutext

To send a text message prior to fully completing your message.
text premature

(Person 1)What do you wa
(Person 2)Huh?
(Person 1)Sorry for the premature ejacutext! What do you want for dinner?

by RCR4624 September 24, 2011