ponkey

panda+monkey=ponkey...me and a friend were in a geogeraphy class and i drew a random Monkey, he sed it was a panda that i drew. after 1 minute of argueing we decdided it was a cross between both-a ponkey! mating call "orrraaarrrrrruuuuuu"

ahhhh a ponkey is attacking!!!!

by Adam white July 18, 2006

Pokey

to make something up, often erroneously

Linda likes to pokey her own vocabulary as often as possible.

by Johnny Shen June 16, 2004

Pokey

A good looking guy who spoons himself up against his naked girlfriend in bed and repeatedly pokes her in the butt all night long to the point that she dreams about it.

I dreamt I was getting poked in butt all night.

That's because your boyfriend is a total Pokey.

by Rainandflames December 29, 2011

Hokey Pokey

n. The use of psychotropic substances.

v. a demand for drugs esp. as in Marijuana. A drug users courtesy when requesting it's use from what's considered a "rude dude".

Hokey Pokey! Take a tokie. Smokey Smokey. Drink a sake. Like a Rocky - Picky, cocky, sticky, stocky. Snort some cokie.

"Hey, man. Puff Puff Pass ....hey ....Hey ....HEY!!.... Hokey Pokey, Mother Fucker!!"

by Nomaddamon October 7, 2007

porked

When your friends ditch the plans you had and leave you hangin'

We were all supposed to go to the club but Tracey totally porked me

by Erica January 26, 2004

pokey downer

The little plastic thing found in a clipper lighter. Used to neatly fit a roach into your joint.
See also pokey bit

"where the FUCK is my pokey downer? Aw man, Why does everyone always steal MY pokey down...Oh its there"

by keeks August 12, 2005

Pornkeys

Donkeys that are part of the hard core porn industry.

She trains pornkeys.

by BVBmad September 11, 2011