plunkton

Plunkton- a form of foreplay- when the male is sitting on the toilet excreting the female comes in and gives him a blowjob or male we don't judge

(Plunkton) Stacey get in here and give me a plunkton before I finish my shit.

by Lorcan8 January 11, 2017

planka

planka is a mixed word,between plonka and wanka.

god man ur such a planka! why did u do that ?

by bla bla bla bla bla April 30, 2005

Plankspanker

One who "spanks the plank", "mangles the monkey", or otherwise "chokes the chipolata."

Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.

by Pipe Downn July 9, 2009

Plankicide

Suicide by planking. Planking being the act of lying dead-straight face-down with arms by sides, like a plank.

"Plankicide has become a huge problem amongst suicidal plankers." - credible news source

by lillipad14 June 24, 2011

plunkies

Balls, nads, testes.

Also see the phrase - 'to drop one's plunkies'. Most commonly used when questioning a mans bravery, or a subject's ability to perform under pressure.

"I can't believe you just shanked that one off the tee, you just totally dropped your plunkies wee man"

by Tha Gimpsta November 3, 2007

Plinkos

Long shorts or short trousers worn mostly by men with legs like golf clubs ar fat women-suited only to beachwear, but worn anywhere-even in pouring rain. Named after the game of the same name on The Price is Right when hosted by Joe Pasquale, with a chap dressed as a cod china man.

Look at the state of that skinny eejit, imagine wearing plinkos to a supermarket!

by Gomble August 14, 2009

Planking

The act of finding a random object, and lying face down on it with your hands by your sides. Was popularized by the indie radio station Triple J. Is usually accompanied with photographs and facebook comments. This is very commonplace in Australia.

Planking: What Australians do when we aren't hunting crocodiles or beating you at sport.

by Zerotrousers June 6, 2011