Spank Planking

The act of discretely masturbating while planking.

His facial expressions made it look like he was spank planking on top of the bench.

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011

wrap me in plastic and make me shine

we can make a dollhouse follow your design

lets build a dog out of sticks and twine (I gotta add "Wrap me in plastic and make me shine" so they'll let me post it-)

by ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK November 14, 2020

Single use plastic

The descriptive phrase applied to bottle bitches because of their fillers, silicon, and discardable status after the night is over.

Ivanka is so single use plastic. Can't believe she showed up at the lounge with that runny nose pretending it was just Covid. What a bottle bitch.

by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

Plastic Whore

A female who is obsessed with putting on a lot of makeup to the point that it just makes her face look like plastic. She can be the hottest thing you ever lay eyes on with all that make-up or she could look like Mimi off of The Drew Carey Show. Any female who feels so insecure about themselves to try to be perfect by the use of make-up, surgery, and hair cuts every two weeks. No one really knows what a plastic whore looks like underneath. But if she looks great and you don't mind it, then whatever floats your boat.

Example # 1...
Dude#1: Dayum! That bitch is fine as hell!
Dude#2: Looks like a plastic whore to me.
Dude#1: As long as that make-up don't get smeared off, idc.
Dude#2: Whatever floats your boat.

Example # 2...
Brittany Spears is such a plastic whore.

by Brock Wright July 16, 2008

plastic cup politics

When one gets inebriated alone, with no intention of interacting with anyone or anything besides the vessels that once carried the consumed alcohol.

"I think John is becoming an alcoholic, every night is another one filled with plastic cup politics"

by ydassa January 26, 2009

Planking

The absolute stupidest shit ever. Come on, who finds this entertaining? I'd rather get my face ground off with fine-grit sandpaper. Slowly.

If you were wondering what it actually is, it's just a bunch of wierdos who have nothing to do but find the most weird-ass places to lay face-down. I saw this guy planking on the top of a McDonald's sign once. Just don't plank, it's so stupid and makes you look like a loser. Don't even get me started with owling.

Person 1:*planking*
Person 2:*suicide*

by Leo Stark July 22, 2011

plastic

(adj)
very stupid
(v)
being stupid or doing silly things
(n)(uncountable)
stupid or silly things
(n)(distribute+~)
being stupid or doing silly things
(n)
a white crown icon with cross eyes and a red round nose
in cantonese the pronunciation of plastic is gao which is very similar to gau. so plastic is used to be the metonymy of the word gau.

A:i have just done a very stupid stuff.
B:dont be so plastic, okay!?

A:i have just done a very stupid stuff.
B:dont distribute plastic, okay!?

by devildelta October 18, 2011