Photogenic Penguin

Someone who is always taking pictures of themselves.

Usually Photogenic Penguins are members of social networks like Myspace, Facebook and Bebo.

These people are easily can be picked out.

Signs of a Photogenic Penguin is:
a) Carrying a camera/camera phone on them at all times.
b) Uploading 5 or more pictures of themselves each week on their page.
c) Commonly asking people if they can take a picture with them.
d) Has 3 shots or more of them looking the same.
e) Has a favorite Angle.

Frank- Hey did you see that photogenic penguin on myspace yet?

Joe- Yes, they added like 40 pictures of them self last night.

by Pancake Batter May 2, 2009

penguin

After a man climaxes in a woman's anus, the cheek clinching waddle she makes on her way to the toilet to avoid spilling on the new carpet.

"I'm getting rid of my hardwood floors strictly for the penguin encounters"

by bobsurf April 18, 2008

penguin baby

humorous slang for pube

eww...that girl don't shave her penguin baby

by anna molly November 16, 2006

penguin's life

n. any lifestyle consisting of existence in a bleak setting surrounded by identical people, houses, jobs etc.

Hey, are you going to apply for the associate dough stirrer position when Doug finally succombs to starchy pulmonary granulomatosis?

No way! The penguin's life is not for me. I'm gonna open a bong repair shop in Malibu and surf, surf, surf.

Don't forget to buy a black and white tuxedo wet suit.

by gnostic1 January 3, 2011

flaming penguin

The act of sliding an ice tube or any frozen thing in the rectum

That chick screamed like a lil bitch when i gave her a Flaming Penguin

by BAN November 29, 2005

typical day on club penguin

Immature online drama with a bunch of trolls and cyber-dating thrown in. Let's not forget all the kids going batshit over the latest pin, too.

So I went on my CP account the other day for the first time in about 4 years. Within the first five minutes, I'd been trolled, flamed, cheated on, broken up with, a thief, a hobo, a pizza delivery guy, Sonic the Hedgehog, a fake celebrity, put myself up for adoption, adopted, put-up for re-adoption by my Mwa-Mwa after she found a cuter baby, verbally abused by a bunch of 9-year-old children, had my virtual birthday party crashed...oh, and some guy told me he was Rockhopper, whoever that is. Yep, typical day on Club Penguin!

by Disvan September 26, 2010

Fat Penguin

Anything used to break the ice or tension in a situation.

i tried so hard to break the ice but that craig guy was trying so hard to make sure jonathan and i knew he was the pimp daddy that it left little room for fat penguins.

by The Wiz August 29, 2005