Pick your shit up boy

A phrase used when talking to a southern American, generally those described as rednecks and/ or idiots. For best effect, say in a hick American accent. Warning: known to make little boys cry.

1. Josh's mum: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" *Josh gets picking his shit up*

2. Jen: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" Josh: "SHE DIDN'T SAY BOY!" Jen: "uh huh sureeee she didn't"

by BLee1 August 25, 2009

pick me a winner

The act of either a) scratching your backside or b) re-adjusting your ball sack.

I've been loin clothing all afternoon, I need to pick me a winner - the machine for tonights draw is Lancelot, set of balls number 3

by Andross1978 April 24, 2009

Pick up the spare

A bowling term referring to a woman with a sagging breast.

Shit, that woman has a saggy tit. Somebody needs to tell her to pick up the spare...

by DMasSC November 23, 2007

Pick Physics

A physics based phenomenon that occurs when a guitar pick is dropped whether in use or not.

-John is playing guitar in the garage and drops his pick-

John: "Holy shit, how the fuck did my pick land in the hallway?"

Dave: "Pick physics."

by xSweep September 5, 2010

Pick a fold

When a girl is so fat you could fuck any part of her

Title of jpg showing fat girl: Pick a fold
Commenter 1: first
Commenter 2: gross!

by chops99 January 7, 2011

pick up a stack

Pot deal

Every time I go to meet Jose to pick up a stack he had a candle lit and a bottle of wine. WTF?

by Mayday100 September 15, 2013

pick me guy

laleh

laleh: rate me on the scale of one to ten
what a pick me guy

by Zeddy October 17, 2021