rdmn python

A big dick redneck who prefers to fuck his disabled brother.

Joe: what did you do this weekend?
Dominic: well I gave my bro a RDMN python.

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 2, 2017

mud python

When you oil up the head of your dick, slide it under your balls and let it plunge into your asshole.

Yo dog, I got hella new lube last night and had a nice mud python.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.

by nbizzledizzle November 23, 2017

Penis python

The polar opposite of “Cock Blocking” by using a snake instead of a person!! “Cock Consticer is a deviation of the same general meaning

“Damnit Mike!! Stop being a penis python, and leave some for the ladies!!”

by Bnutz in VA October 11, 2019

monty pythoff

When two nerds quote Monty Python sketches back and forth for way too long.

Nerd 1: We are the knights who say nee!
Nerd 2: What is your favorite color?
Nerd 1: There are some who call me... Tim.
Nerd 3: Aw, shit. Monty Pythoff!

by DJradiotic February 7, 2020

minty python

When you use a strong mint mouthwash before giving a guy oral

"Damn, Carol gave me a minty python last night"

by Knight of Nip July 9, 2020

to python

To lie down after eating too much food, in order to digest it; similar to a food coma, but with less chance of irreversible brain damage.

"Theresa just ate three lunches, so now she's going to python."
"Yes, that girl has powerful appetites."

by cuspidor April 8, 2022

Fudge Python

A Large Steaming Rope of fecal matter. sometimes peppered with various bits of corn, peanuts, or other festive consumables that can be eaten twice.

Alright, who left a fudge python in the employee restroom? The whole goddamn floor is flooded!

by bmb1455 April 8, 2022