Peshed meself loofin

This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.

guy A - wow really?
guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin

by blitz wagon March 21, 2023

Pesky

A crappy Hockey team who decides to show up for the 3rd period, and only the 3rd period.

The Ottawa Senators are so Pesky, yo.

by SensUnofficial April 2, 2014

Pestilential

1.Deadly or harmful to your health
2. Annoying
3. Annihilation
4. Mass destruction
5. Death

God, your such a pestilential when it comes to this game.

by DestroyerX October 22, 2013

pestlem

a person who's usually a pest, but also has the potential to create a problem.

He was a pest all evening, but the more alcohol he drank, the more he became a pestlem

by JOANNA.G August 1, 2018

Anti pescatarian

Someone who doesn’t eat seacreatures or any living thing from the ocean, lakes, or rivers. Anti pescatarianism is usually caused from trauma from a situation including fish such as a pet fish dieing or seeing live sea creatures being abused.

I’m anti pescatarian I don’t eat fish.

by Fishlover_kpopfan December 31, 2018

Pestuello

A poor, poor, beautiful goat, with an unfortunate fate. Also see Pestulio.

The legend of Pestuello:

Once upon a time, there was a goat named Pestuello. Pestuello was a beautiful goat with a lean, muscular body and long, flowing hair. One day Pestuello went for a walk in the woods. As he turned around a tree, he saw a herd of cannibal goats. They first devoured his legs, then his body, and arms. They then shrunk his head and wore it as a necklace. This was Pestuello's end.

**Write the short version in your math book:
There once was a goat named Pestuello. One day, Pestuello went on a walk in the woods. As he turned around a tree, he saw a herd of cannibal goats. They ate Pestuello. The end.

by cato December 23, 2003

pessive

slightly annoying and easy-going

Derek was very pessive durring the rehersals leading up to our first performance.

by Spencer Partridge November 25, 2007