pepper spray penis

The act of spraying pepper spray on ones genitals to derive some sort of sexual pleasure from the pain that ensues.

Person #1: Man, that's the weirdest fetish I've seen! Person #2: Are you watching pepper spray penis? If yes, then I agree!

by DisCHORDDubstep April 13, 2014

penis captivus

A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.

"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

penis welt

When you finish having sex with a dirty girl and now have a welt on your dick not knowing if its an STD or not

Bro I got a penis welt and I do not know if i have AIDS or not

by Wubby April 4, 2019

Brendon Urie's Penis

the biggest thing youve ever seen!

gay man with a lobster: hey that is a rly big yellow submarine

fat black man with a mole on his left butt cheek: ya it's like brendon urie's penis!

by idkcpr August 19, 2009

Penis envy

The cause of feelings of inferiority.

Josh Dunn caught penis envy after assuming his friends had bigger ding-a-lings, so he bought a bigger TV.

by Mr Member February 15, 2010

kung pow penis

a phrase made specifically to trigger tumblr user trilllizard666.

trilllizard666: (says literally anything)
tumblr users: kung pow penis

by :weary: October 4, 2018

Penis Knuckle

1. When the penis is folded over in your pants and protrudes through revealing a short nub to be seen by all, giving you that uncomfortable feeling that you cannot fix when you are in public.

2. A lazy person who is dumb founded to everything around him/her.

After the awkward silence, he said, "Why you gotta be a penis knuckle?"

You're a penis knuckle!

by CBizkit84S March 8, 2013