white sauce pasta

when you nut on a girls pubes and leave it in so it looks like goopy linguine

"I made some white sauce pasta with Sarah last night, best Italian EVER!"

by schwet_spaghet April 1, 2021

pb&j pasta

nutritional unit frankensteined together when there's no snacks left in the fridge

Microwaved, pb&j pasta steaming before her: "I regret my choices."

by bathroomwriter April 20, 2021

Hand caught in the pasta

Used when you have fucked up by being distracted (eating pasta while busy)

Ah fuck I got my Hand caught in the pasta, sorry guys.

by Milkbone gaming July 3, 2021

bo_burnhams_pasta

Bo burnham table

bo_burnhams_pasta Is fucking awesome

by bo_burnhams_pasta September 14, 2021

pastachingata

A non-traditional Mexican style pasta served to teen and pre-teen Mexican border town young girls prior to their official de-flowering by their father or brothers. This delectable dish is made with a special type tulip shaped Italian pasta called Campanelle. The pasta, chosen for it's symbolic flower shape is then prepared with any cheap can or jarred spaghetti sauce. The sauce is then doctored up with hot chile sauce, cilantro and Safeway's Lucerne Brand Mexican style four cheese blend. More expensive sauces and cheeses can be used but traditionally, the cheaper versions are used to symbolize the cheapness of the event. For larger families, refried beans, rice and tortillas are also served with the pastachingata. A truly special dish for that very special night.

Hey Chingaletta, did you know that little Maria is getting her pastachingata tonight. She has five brothers and her dad is hung like a mule so she is going to be very very sore tomorrow my friend.

by Snowpimp January 14, 2010

pasta repairman

1. (n.) A man or woman trained with skills in repairing pasta, usu. with bandaliers of elbow macaroni, rotini, and rigatoni.

2. (n.) Slang. An apostrophe.

1. I cooked my rigatoni too long and now they're all splitting open.. better call the pasta repairman.

2. You abbreviate microphone like this: pasta repairman, P,H,O,N,E.

by MattFP July 15, 2005

Pastatute

Someone who sells themselves on the street for pasta.
Generally an Italian, or a rather large female. Will have sex with a male to be paid in pasta.

Joe: "How come that girl on the corner is showing you leg & licking her lips and asking for pasta?"

Rob: "Oh, that's just Angie, she's a real pastatute, she'll do ANYTHING for a plate of ziti".

by IloveEmilyMunn March 30, 2011