parachute

Huge white bloomers

Mike: That gal you picked up last night just left when you were in the shower.
Harvey: Thanks.

Mike: You sure can pick em. She was a big gal.

Harvey: I know, when I woke up out of my stupor I saw her underwear on the floor. I thought I left my window open and a parachute landed through the window. Never again, man.

by cut the cards January 25, 2023

Papakosmas

Papakosmas is a very kind and respectful person. He only has one enemy that shall not be named. Despite all his efforts Papakosmas unfortunately suffers from being a DOTA2 player and must be lobotomized if spotted in the wild.

Friend A: Hey man did you see that guy back there? He was acting like a complete Papakosmas
Friend B: Yes I did, best keep away I saw him playing DOTA2.

by Bornz0r August 18, 2023

Para

To get really drunk
(stemming from the word paraletic)

"Let's get so para!"
"Corr, he was so para last night!"

by Tom Wardle April 1, 2007

hair parachute

jizz on a girls face and then pull out a couple of pubs and blows it all over a girls face

shane getting coty west in the face with a strap on

by uncle mitchell March 18, 2005

para

To be harsh and controlling such as a ranking officer commanding subordinates

The act of being a control-freak

Origin: from paramilitary

If you keep acting all para your going to have to do the project yourself

by advoss November 10, 2008

Para

Oh secksy little manwhore

Omgs. I totally secksed Para last night.

by :D June 9, 2003

parachute pants

Those wierd big and fluffy pants that came from the 80's, you know when everyone had those really bad hairstyles!

"omigod kelly look at her pants! aren't those parachute pants? arrrggghhhhh run away!!"

by Carmen December 17, 2003